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Cankerpuss's avatar

Annex it all. Canadiens won't give a shit. They are too busy committing suicide anyway.

ellsaf's avatar

Awesome column, that was gold, thanks!

Steponbugs's avatar

I’m just waiting for Carney to be giving a speech somewhere when his human skin suit starts coming off, and he just says ‘fuck it’, pulls the mask off and reveals his alien reptile self to the world. The CNN and BBC headlines would be epic…

John Schrauth's avatar

Canadian elites have admitted to cavorting with "spirit guides." I would categorize these "guides" as demons, but one gets the idea of what we are dealing with here.

Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Hes a WEF/Transnational gangsters lap dog.

Dennis Habern's avatar

In my effn view, Carney appears to be too naive to become a polician.

el puma's avatar

Ironically, most Canadians would welcome becoming the 51st State. Canada is already a "constituent country" of the UK. If it weren't for its sheer size, it could more accurately be labeled a county. More than that, however, most Canadians would do well to digg into their history, post-Diefenbaker to truly understand the influence and direction by British institutions, and their political trajectory up to the present. "Canada" is nothing but a mental construct, and Canadians are delusional (which is why they are so passive aggressive). All of that is about to change dramatically.

LauraJ's avatar

Spot on.

I laugh when I see the Elbowzos bleating about "sovereignty." We have none. We, along with the rest of the Commonwealth (the clue is in the name), are naught but resource colonies for the Crown.

Ron Neff's avatar

Cougar----accepting all of Canada as several new states would be a disaster since all the provinces east of Sask would be solid blue and BC would also be solid blue so.....it would seem the Dem/Marxists would be pushing hard to get Canada in the US. Heck----most of the provinces would probably be all in for the DSA. IF we could just take Alberta and Sask we could probably get some sane citizens but remember that a Conservative in Canada is what we would probably call a moderate Dem/Marxist similar to Fetterman that happens to vote almost straight party line with the exception of anything to do with Israel so.........maybe we would be shooting ourself in the foot ???

I agree with you that the Canadians are mostly delusional but......that is not a surprise for people who get their news from CBC which is more lib than most of the MSM in the US.

Gavin Don't Surf's avatar

Brilliant flyover of today's Canada. Carney has that "You can keep your Doctor" vibe for sure, without disclosing the 11 month waiting list.

Oh (HONK) Canada! Gonna check the skies today for some Donald Ducks.

David "JC" Penny's avatar

Honk...

I didn't realize it until I read it from you: "They could ...learn to have a little fun once in a while." Looking at all the malaise I've seen up north over the past several decades, I have to hand it to you for summing it up brilliantly. A bunch of sour pusses. Much like their idols down here.

Honk

Ray Bob's avatar

Wile E coyote is absolutely amused, I see what you did there, good job.

Longstreet's avatar

Lots of Pakistanis to deport. Lots of DEI to undo. Lots of First Nations land to reclaim. Still, lots of natural resources.

William Wallace's avatar

Heck Little Jack Hughes minus his teeth beat them!

Canada is what we avoided in 1776.

Canada was a great ally, during the Iranian Hostage Crisis they hid over a Hundred Americans in their Embassy and got them safely back to American territory,

Once it was announced coincidentally the Montreal Canadians were playing the NY Rangers in Madison Square Garden and the Ranger Fans Loudly sung, Oh Canada as loud as they could!

What happened and where are those Canadians.

🇨🇦 & 🇺🇸

Leskunque Lepew's avatar

Those days are gone. Today the Canadian embassy would hand them back to the terrorist.

Bonnie J. Toomey's avatar

You know how Canada got its name? Someone pulled letters out of a hat. “C. Eh? N. Eh? D. Eh?”

Jrod's avatar

I’m against renaming anything; Squaw Valley, Army St, every street in the nation that’s been renamed MLK jr Blvd, Ft. Bragg, and yeah the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario. Though I have to admit, it amuses me to no end watching Karen from HR get in a hot lather over the last two, and speaking as somebody with a good 1/3rd of my family from the great state of Canada, I can unequivocally say that it is a nation of Karens from HR, eh? And the totalitarianism they endured willingly during COVID, for the greater good dontcha know, would have been right at home in North Korea.

George Norwell's avatar

You are not kidding about the Nation of Karens! I have witnessed this firsthand, and let me tell you, it was shocking. There is a whole class of pudgy women with dubious degrees, from colleges I've never heard of, who present themselves as the ultimate administrator of whatever. Their demeanor is stern and sullen at all times, not at all the stereotype of the friendly and polite Canadian. Something changed a little while back, and once again I think the university system had something to do with it, but in this case it was the Canadian university system.

Dennis Habern's avatar

Most global States are known for a positive entity that they are known, like, Hawaii

is noted for its Pineapples and coconuts, therefore, for what Is Canada known? Their

rotten President in Treaudau, similar to his father. Therefore, it appears that Canada

requires a total renaissance, but leave the State of Quebec alone, to still maintain their

old country French view, similar to how our State of Louisana and the city of New

Orleans, still retains its French atmosphere. In addition, I have never been a follower of

French politics since DeGaulle, and the current French POTUS, Macron. Perhaps when

the United States acquires Canada as our 51 effn State, we Americans can use their

unhabited land, as a penal colony to get rid of our American Communists/un-

Democrat Party; our effn American radical effn Blacks, and our Amercanized worthless

effn Muslims, similar to the half-breed Obama and worthless effn Mamdani, the

Mayor of New York City, as a worthless POS from some worthless country in Africa.

Perhaps what is required in the United States, is our second revolution, covertly

wage, and when their effn names have been posted in the obituary columns, justice

will have been served.

What say thee, America?

at last, been served.

What say thee, America?

Hugh Wayne Black's avatar

“ …every street in the nation that’s been renamed MLK jr Blvd….”

Only the streets in the neighborhoods that you don’t want to be caught in after dark. Think of it as a subtle advisory from the municipal powers that be.

Rick Olivier's avatar

"and since we wanna show some love we'll let you keep Margaret Atwood. up there"

Tim Hartin's avatar

“Take the whole darn thing like a pie that has been left on the windowsill too long. The Canadian people would get over it five minutes.”

Pass. Its full of toxic migrants now, plus, why do I want a bunch of people who keep electing socialists and fellow travelers?

Cankerpuss's avatar

Yep. A family member recently travelled to Toronto. Said it felt like he was in the Sudan with all the Sudanese immigrants infesting that City. White people were the clear minority from what he saw.

Geoff Heinricks's avatar

We so rarely make it on your radar!

You missed the rapid ongoing replacement of that vaguely Scottish vibe with wide open 'immigration'...about a quarter of our population flowed on since COVID.

Your description of Carney made me laugh too...though makes him seem like a useful idiot to higher masters; he's actually a key architect of our and the West's immiseration.

Dangerous two time central banker set loose to be the pace car for other self-immolating nations.

Dave Vierthaler's avatar

And what about a former US Democratic operative in the Clinton, Biden and Harris campaigns now positioned by Carney as COO of the Prime Minister’s office? What in the world, a US citizen running the day-to-day of the PM? Anyone think that withdrawing from the trade negotiations is anything more than a Democratic strategic move to pressure this Administration and swing the mid-terms? Look up Maia Johnson…quick Google search will do it.

John Schrauth's avatar

Carnage has Canadian, UK, and Irish citizenship so they likely do not see anything strange about it, which says quite a bit about them.

Glen Vinet's avatar

Two weeks to flatten the curve.

Leskunque Lepew's avatar

And make the Medical Industrial Complex wealthy.

Bluejay's avatar
2hEdited

Amazing you still survive in NY! The Amish are threatening to leave. Still over the vax?

https://2ndsmartestguyintheworld.substack.com/p/the-amish-are-threatening-mass-exodus?r=173dnk&utm_medium=ios

Rush Fay's avatar

HONK! I always click the 'Heart' icon before I start reading. I suspect I am going to love what I am about to read and I am never disappointed. How Jim pulls off his dystopian optimism is a mystery, but he does it. I am an inveterate pessimist by nature and see no future for the West in general and the United States in particular, but reading Jim is like listening to the beautiful symphonic renderings on the Titanic as she headed toward her watery grave.